2 cool for school . Twitter: @FatChris216 "2 Cool 4 School" is a song off of Fat Chris's mixtape "Walking On Air" which is about his experiences going across the state of Ohio to different colleges, but one thing remains constant, Chris's love for the women. Fat Chris mentions the following colleges in this track: Toledo, Ohio State, Akron, Cleveland State, Youngstown State, Cincinnati, Bowling Green, Central State, Wright State, OU, John Carroll, Kent State, Miami, Ursuline, Notre Dame College, Lakeland, Xavier, Ashland, Baldwin Wallace, & Mount Union.